It is the year 2037. I am visiting the Grand Canyon with my family. I begin to cry and my children ask why. I say “I’ll never see it the same way Lopez de Cardenas did”
WHEN YOU DONT POSITIVELY REINFORCE YOUR DOLPHIN
Coming out of my cage
And I’ve been doing just fine
Simultaneously at the same time
1. Learn to bedazzle people.
2. Become lucky like Jasmine.
3. Train a dolphin.
4. Get interviewed about my calligraphy (AND NOT IRRELEVANT QUESTIONS; DO NOT CALL ME YOUNG SENSEI!).
5. Find a number between 23 and 23.5.
6. Write a poem about crimson leaves falling.
7. See the Grand Canyon…
my name is garcia lopez de cardenas. you saw my grand canyon. prepare to die.