Title: Friend Like Me

Artist: Robin Williams

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lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made


so someone just threw a random child at harry and now he’s ready to father up

i can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen


CNN doing what CNN does.



no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point


professor: alright so your essay has to be at least 3000 words

*turns in three memes stapled together*

professor: what is this?

me: pictures worth a thousand words bro…


"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god