koda261:

It is the year 2037. I am visiting the Grand Canyon with my family. I begin to cry and my children ask why. I say “I’ll never see it the same way Lopez de Cardenas did”


posted 4 days ago via koda261 with 252 notes
psat: your only choices is being a christian and cis
student: but i'm not--
psat: DID I FUCKING STUTTER.

PSAT's be like...

Student: I feel sick...
Teacher: Okay lemme just DESTROY YOUR TEST THAT YOUVE BEEN WORKING ON FOR HOURS

inathanw:

WHEN YOU DONT POSITIVELY REINFORCE YOUR DOLPHIN


posted 4 days ago via inathanw with 121 notes
#psat

no-way-in-hell:

Coming out of my cage

And I’ve been doing just fine

Simultaneously at the same time

My Bucket List

quirkyintrovert15:

1. Learn to bedazzle people.
2. Become lucky like Jasmine.
3. Train a dolphin.
4. Get interviewed about my calligraphy (AND NOT IRRELEVANT QUESTIONS; DO NOT CALL ME YOUNG SENSEI!).
5. Find a number between 23 and 23.5.
6. Write a poem about crimson leaves falling.
7. See the Grand Canyon…

Talk calligraphy to me

dj-danny-rad:

Whoops

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

my name is garcia lopez de cardenas. you saw my grand canyon. prepare to die.

beautiful-destyni:

Teacher: why didn’t you answer any of these?
Me: You didn’t ask the right questions.
*sound of Crimson leaves, falling*

HZ