Title: Friend Like Me

Artist: Robin Williams

Played: 240901 times

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

butttom:

so someone just threw a random child at harry and now he’s ready to father up

i can’t imagine someone ever looking at me and getting butterflies that just doesn’t happen

atane:

CNN doing what CNN does.

thevolutionofnerdy:

deaneggsandsam:

no but could you imagine one of the quidditch team members saying “knock on wood” and they all just hit oliver before a big match

I’m almost a thousand percent sure the Weasley twins did that at some point

higgzorz:

professor: alright so your essay has to be at least 3000 words

*turns in three memes stapled together*

professor: what is this?

me: pictures worth a thousand words bro…

bogmoth:

"Catholic schools give you a better education!" I was literally told dinosaurs were made up by scientists to lure me away from god

HZ